I Kneed You
Just yesterday I watched a movie with my partner and I giggled quietly to myself as a funny idea popped into my head. I scooted closer to him on the couch and firmly but gently pushed my knee into side.
"What, oww?!" he exclaims, confused. "Why would you do that?"
I look at him and smile slyly and reply "Don't you see? I kneed you!"